I find this very funny....

1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.

2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.

3. Don't say you understand when you don't.

4. Girls are pretty, but yours is ALWAYS the Prettiest!

5. You don't have PMS; don't fuckin act like you know what it's like.

6. Saying something sweet ( Read more... )